OwlMan on Neocities

The maze of interesting content

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Welcome to owlman.neocities.org, a website that is run by someone who has no idea at all about how to even drink water on his own, let along run a website. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but you will mostly press Ctrl + W a lot... but anyway... Welcome to this Website on the World Wide Web, here you can find some really boring things that you won't like. It's not the law, but if you don't enjoy this great website, then you could go to jail for what seems like 50 years, but is really only 49 years. Woah, that was a shitty joke.

Why not stop by the OwlMan Library? It's a terrible place where loads of bad articles go into.

Hope you enjoy it here. Or not. It's up to you, really.

The OwlMan Library

If fear had a website addressee, it would be here. The OwlMan Library can be compared to the mind of a madman. Truly Hell on Earth.

Some highlights are Sonic Girls, Methods of Torture and Execution, The Bizarre Story of Sex.com, and In Event of Moon Disaster.

After Dark

Don't expect much apart from rants, poems, reviews, and other weird shit.

Some highlights are The Frog - A Short Story, Why Judas Priest are Better Than Metallica: A 5000 Word Essay, A Look Back At Christopher Eccleston's Doctor Who, INVESTMENT PROPOSAL, The Midnight Prowler, A Real DM I Received on DeviantArt, and Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan

Doom Text Reviews: The Data is Here

Short reviews for mods made for the classic 90's computer game, Doom


Old "newsletter" - there is some good stuff reading in here, but you should mostly skip to the "CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!" part.

Who is Who in ASCII Art

Ever wanted to know who's signature is on what ASCII art? Want to find more art from your favourite ASCII artiest? Well, here you go, all six of you.

The Art Gallery

The gallery hosts a number of art that is free-to-use for al, also checkout the removed art part of the gallery.

Artwork of Adolf Hitler

As the title says, this WebPage was made for showcasing the art of Hitler (yes, that Hitler). Some of his artwork is worth looking at, but most of it is muh at best, and is only still noticeable because of the person who made it.

OwlMan's Home Videos

Home to a number of bad MS Paint/MS Movie Maker crap, take a look, or not. You won't be missing anything if you skip this bit.

WebComics By OwlMan

Index of a number of WebComics made by the site owner, OwlMan.

NeoMail Archive

An archive of The NeoMail mailing list.

Other Crap

If you really want to go down the rabbit hole that is this site, the best place to look on would be the Rubbish Page, but if you have little time - for some reason - here are the "best" bits.

Written by Clive "James" Python; The Worlds Biggest Wanker.
If you find any broken link, typo, grammatical or factual errors, have any criticisms or suggestions, please don't hesitate to contact owlman@protonmail.com

"The maze of interesting content" is a quote from strata (broken link, 04/11/18).

Jake of Jake Online is was working on a parody of my site, how cool! (broken link pre-October 2018)

Quote from Kenny: https://neocities.org/site/kenny46140?event_id=574562